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Claudia
Date: 2020-04-05 21:52
Subject: Fan Fiction Masterlist
Security: Public
Mood:accomplished accomplished
Tags:fan fiction

Fic by Claudia



Porn for easy access, organised by fandom. Updated on February 23rd

Some also available on ff.net

Van Helsing )

Witchblade )

Robin Hood )

Harry Potter )

Dark Angel )

V for Vendetta )

Being Human )

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Claudia
Date: 2009-09-30 08:00
Subject: I'm being lured back....
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Mood:awake awake

Collectormania. In London. I blame [info]divalucia, I totally do. She just pounced on me with Misha Collins, and fandom, and SPN panel, and JOHN BARROWMAN. And partly I balme Mr. Clauida for getting me back into SNP and being all excited about it, and listening about boy!incest. Really, it's all his fault.

I've been so out of fandom for ages now. Like 8 months ages. For a lot of reasons, mostly to do with RL and Torchwood. But now I'm kinda, maybe, sort of being lured back in and I'm going to host [info]divalucia for a while and meet the most exciting [info]kat_lair in person....

But I do plan to join this with my new hobby: cake! They will be cake, or muffins, of chocolate fudge brownies (or possibly all three.)

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Claudia
Date: 2008-10-21 08:13
Subject: Torchwood shit (I know this fandom was too good to be true)
Security: Public
Mood:enraged enraged
Tags:fandom, rant, shit hitting the fan

Okay, yeah I know, I’ve been gone for ages and serious RL update is coming later, but something more important came up:

Read THIS first.

You know, this just pisses me off. I get about licenses and copyrights and what shit, but this is a fan convention which should be organized by fans for fans. Fandom for me has always been about the underground, and about freedom and about free production. Stories passing on in postal lists and on the internet, and for some reason this kind of behavior really pisses me off.

They (TPTB) have always done these things; closing down web sites, cease and desist orders and every fucking trick in the book, but never have we complied with their request. We mounted a rebellion when LJ tried to fuck us over and went underground for Harry porn. I feel that this is very much a same issue, the Torchwood TPTB have just announced that if you don’t have the money and the free time and possibility to travel to these cons (which btw they have totally take over!) you, as a fan, can fuck off! Now they are well within their rights to do this, protecting their copyright etc. but what I don’t approve is fandom complying with this crap. We are supposed to be united! Striketrough, people! Where is that spirit?!

And how dare somebody ask fandom to snitch on one of their own?!

I say bring on the video! Anybody know where one is cause I want it! Not just because I want to see that play, but because I want to rebel! I’ve been around for a long time, I’ve lived through the 20th Century Fox quibbles about X-files and closing down of fan sites, Harry Potter upheaval and we have always closed ranks and protected our own and in no way has it hurt fandom. What people seem to be forgetting is that They Need Us. They are protecting a copyright, but they seem to forget that it is Us who buy the products. What I say, don’t sell at conventions, don’t do fucking anything! We’re already writing, drawing and manipulating here for free.

Thanks you for listening. </rant>

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Claudia
Date: 2008-06-01 14:18
Subject: Meta: Dana Scully is my Sexual Role Model – or Can I have some Feminist Porn, Please
Security: Public
Mood:accomplished accomplished
Tags:books, meta, rant, sexuality, x-flies

In wich I discuss (okay, discuss is a bit of a wrong term, rant or rave would be much better) fandom, sexuality and current erotic books. It's looooong loong.....

On to the meta )

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Claudia
Date: 2008-05-05 20:01
Subject: Writing meme
Security: Public
Mood:geeky geeky
Tags:cookie, meme

Because wallowing loves company, snagged from [info]kat_lair

Where I talk about memememeee.... )

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Claudia
Date: 2008-03-26 20:07
Subject: RL and stuff
Security: Public
Mood:nervous nervous
Tags:note, rl

I'm going back home for a while to get some surgery done (no! not that kind of surgery!) so might be off LJ for a while (well, atleast as long as the drugs last), not that I'm on here a lot, but still.

Besides the drugs, I have a meeting with the lovely [info]divalucia to look forward to. I shall try to do a trascript of the fandom squee (but only if am not a) as high as a kite b) too drunk).

XD

Ps. I really hate planes!

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Claudia
Date: 2008-03-24 15:50
Subject: *bleet bleet*
Security: Public
Mood:curious curious
Tags:meme

"stolen" from [info]kat_lair for whom I faked a memory in spirit of going back home on Thursday.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE-UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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Claudia
Date: 2008-03-03 20:34
Subject: Fic: "Blood"; George/Mitchell; NC17
Security: Public
Mood:lethargic lethargic
Tags:being human, fic, george/mitchell

For two reasons. I made somebody cry with my last fic, and felt very bad about it. And my lovely beta sent me an email where she impersonated a Dalek and demanded: "p.s. Send.more.porn." and of course her wish is my command, and thus.

Being Human; George/Mitchell

It is the pulse in his ears that he cannot live without. Continuation on Four

Beta by [info]arubyslipper. Lyrics by Damien Rice.

Blood )

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Claudia
Date: 2008-02-23 19:47
Subject: Fic: Four; George/Mitchell; NC17
Security: Public
Mood:giddy giddy
Music:Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
Tags:being human, fic, george/mitchell

Look ma! I wrote slash. Just because.

Being Human; George/Mitchell

Normality is what you make it to be.

Superfast beta by the gorgeous [info]arubyslipper. Lyrics by Snow Patrol.

Four )

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Claudia
Date: 2008-02-19 18:14
Subject: So, anybody thinking that Cupid and Fate should get together....
Security: Public
Mood:amused, yet evil amused, yet evil
Tags:evil thoughts, fandom, meta

No?

Well, if you live anywhere near the United Kingdom, you’ve probably seen the ads. And yeah, “Make Love Happen” is not the most subtlest of lines, so maybe that has something to do with my brain short circuiting to perversion every morning on the train to Liverpool Street. But I think it’s more to do with slash as a way of life.

No, really.

I’m just wondering here if other people on my flist ship random advertising characters and just regular people on the train. Does the concept of reading slash into tv and movies and books spill over into the general experience of culture? The reason I’m using Cupid and Fate here is because they aren’t very attractive. See for yourself! And no way would I be ogling them otherwise, but I just can’t help but wonder: “Are they doing it?”

Now, speaking of ogling the beeb’s attempt of revitalizing BBC3 has lead me to Being Human. And I know it might seem a bit off kilter, a bit weird. (But hey, aren’t we into that sort of thing, anyway!?) However, if that does not tempt you enough…..

A pretty buff young man gets naked in a forest (and when I say buff I mean gorgeous ass) while an indie rockery sharp hip-boned (yes, this is for you Kat) skinny lad makes the moves on a buxom brunette. Now we move to the next morning and buff young man is sleeping in a crevice of rock covered in deer blood and hip-bone lad in having an angst fest in a toilet after draining the blood of said buxom gal. Later on our two heroes (only after the buff one washes himself everyhwere, and now listen carefully dear readers, while naked in the same room as lovely indie rocker and I really mean everywhere) decide to get a house together. And of course they are mistaken *cough* by the agent as a couple. Indie rocker seems very into this while buff young man fumbles and blushes his denials. Now I do think the Lady doth protests too much.

Intrigued yet?

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Claudia
Date: 2008-01-02 21:20
Subject: Fic: Purgatory; Guy/Marian; PG13
Security: Public
Mood:written written
Music:Together We Will Live Forever - Clint Mansell
Tags:fic, guy/marian, robin hood

Because denial IS indeed a river in Egypt….. Spoilers for the Robin Hood season 2 finale. This is my way of coping.

Robin Hood; Guy/Marian

Life is a choice. Marian learns to live with hers.

Unbetaed. All mistakes are my own. Quote from The Secretary

Purgatory )

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Claudia
Date: 2008-01-01 18:33
Subject: Fic: Not a Damsell in Distress: a collection of drabbles
Security: Public
Mood:restless restless
Tags:fic, van helsing

Not a Damsell in Distress: a collection of drabbles



Originally written for Fandom Muses.

August 19th )

August 16th )

August 28th )

September 12th )

September 27th )

October 1st )

October 21st )

November 25th )

November 26th )

November 27th )

January 7th )

January 28th )

February 28th )

March 30th )

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Claudia
Date: 2008-01-01 12:18
Subject: metametameta......
Security: Public
Mood:indescribable indescribable
Music:Together We Will Live Forever - Clint Mansell
Tags:meta, robin hood, torchwood

Because I am feeling very threatrical in lieu of the new year. Yes, there are spoilers.

on Robin Hood )

the new Torchwood )

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Claudia
Date: 2007-11-25 13:10
Subject: I think I should do an update.......
Security: Public
Mood:calm calm
Music:Beauty Queen/Horses - Tori Amos
Tags:meme, writing

I've been writing a little bit. Not the things that I really should be: like the Van Helsing fic that has been in the pipeline for two years, or the sequel to Precious Things, or even the Guy/Marian BDSM fic. Nope. I've been doing a companion fic to Heart and trying to finish the HP fic The Garden.

I also haven't been seeing Robin Hood due to the crappyness of my internet I can't dowload the episodes and I haven't been around on sat evenings so I'm completely out of the loop with that. I just got a bit disheartened as I read that Marian has left the castle. That was such a good set up, and now I'm just a bit blah! about the show in general.

meme, with singing, sort of... )

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Claudia
Date: 2007-11-08 19:51
Subject: mememememem and some RL news
Security: Public
Mood:chipper chipper
Tags:fic writing, meme, plot bunny, rl

Hookay. I found a house and I'm moving on sunday. I don't know if my comp and the wiereless in there will be happy together so I might be offline a bit. Hopefully not, but I might be.

Robin Hood plot bunny )

Mememee )

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Claudia
Date: 2007-10-19 21:06
Subject: Fic: The Monologue, Finch/Dominic, PG
Security: Public
Mood:giddy giddy
Tags:fic, finch/dominic, v for vendetta

I get asked sometimes why I don't write slash. Even the tutor asked about it, and was decidedly shocked to hear that "no, I only write het." The only reason I could even give was that I had not been inspired. There just weren't any stories I needed to write.

Untill now that is.

V for Vendetta; Finch/Dominic

The world turns, and things get better. A soliloquy to Finch and Dominic.

Much love for my ever suffering beta [info]arubyslipper who did the most eloquent corrections. Lyrics by Regina Spector

The Monologue )

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Claudia
Date: 2007-10-14 11:10
Subject: is back!
Security: Public
Mood:busy busy
Tags:note

I is back online. All rejoice!

The cop!slash is off to betas and I need to seriously catch up on Robin Hood. I have des promos for ep3 and just the thought of naked!Guy makes me wanna write some fic.

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Claudia
Date: 2007-10-09 08:57
Subject: offlining
Security: Public
Mood:aggravated aggravated
Tags:internet, note

Internet has buggered. I'll be offline till about saturday. Maybe this will give me the time to actually finish the fics.

For now I buid you adieu.

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Claudia
Date: 2007-09-01 19:00
Subject: Films and Real Life
Security: Public
Mood:exhausted exhausted
Music:Blind - Placebo
Tags:film, rl

Okay, sorry for such a long absence. I'm tired, and I'm nearing the end of the dissertation. Nothing interesting has happened in my life really. I'm trying to get more fanfics done, but I think it will have to wait till this whole process is over. I went to see couple of films over the weekend. Lady Chatterly and The Bourne Ultimatum, very different films, but both interesting in their own ways.

Film reviews and raving under cut )

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Claudia
Date: 2007-08-14 16:26
Subject: Fic: Heart, Max/Alec, NC-17
Security: Public
Mood:quixotic quixotic
Tags:dark angel, fic, max/alec

This is one of my forever fics, that I've been wanting to write for years and years. I found it again on my had drive last week, and in the dissertation induced stress and panic I wrote this. Funny, how it takes me to be physically and psychologically exhausted before I can write. Maybe this explains why I was so productive during the last two years of my undergrad degree.


Dark Angel; Max/Alec

Gratuitous heat fic. Max is stubborn, Alec helps.

Warnings: Sex, lots and lots of sex.

Author’s Note: It’s been ages since I watched the series, so I might have some of the facts wrong. I apologise.

Much love for my ever suffering beta [info]arubyslipper without whom this would not have happened.

Heart )

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